O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
Like a rich jewel in an Ethiope's ear;
Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear!
So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows,
As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows.
The measure done, I'll watch her place of stand,
And, touching hers, make blessed my rude hand.
Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight!
For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night.
  • I was walking past a block of flats and and I heard a boy say from in his room
    ‘My good Watson’ and I shouted
    ‘How now Sherlock’
    And the boy peered out the window with a pipe in his mouth and said ‘yes…yes’.
    Literally best day of my life

  • This was on a bar door in France

  • autbucky:


    so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

    just. imagine a planet called George

    mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE

    He probably got pissed off with the people who wouldn’t let him call it George so to piss them off he called it Uranus

    (via moon-mikado)

  • at first i was like
    awwww cute
    and it turned scary.
    reminds me of hug me im scared

    (Source: weheartit.com)

  • Coming back to all my instruments after not playing them for a week is literally a nightmare
    P.s I play 5 instruments and I have a harp exam coming up